Friday, January 7, 2011

Quick Quotes

Just a couple of gems from the past week.

Hannah's weekly school report:
We have been timing Hannah and how long it takes her to unpack her schoolbag.  In the past it has been 20 to 30 minutes.  The last two days, we are down to 15.  Well done!
...contents of a four-year-old's schoolbag?  Three bowls...

Hannah and Lady Gaga - minds alike:
Lady Gaga: He ate my heart and he ate my brain
Hannah (brandishing plastic sword): So I took my sword and cut his head right off!

Kyle on the challenges of science:
I need a sperm donor.
(me):  Whatever for?
So I can put sperm under the microscope and watch them move.  I can't see them in my wee-wee, so I need a man to give me some.
...any takers?

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